Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing...

By cutiecuppiecakez - 29/02/2016 21:04 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing machine. I came downstairs to find him sitting in a puddle of soaking wet clothes, crying about where I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 032

You deserved it 3 035

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By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 930

You deserved it 4 011

By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 444

You deserved it 5 234

By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 597

You deserved it 8 129

By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 028

You deserved it 5 139

By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 365

You deserved it 232

By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 897

You deserved it 1 238

What happened?

By ....ew - 05/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 416

You deserved it 169

By annoyedgf - 11/07/2015 12:44

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend standing at the end of the bed staring at a large wet spot. Boy do I know how to pick 'em! FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 000

You deserved it 3 373

By Stinky - 20/11/2011 10:23 - United States

Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 193

You deserved it 4 895

Sick burn

By Anonymous - 16/05/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 011

You deserved it 8 075

trulypar 34

Tuesday 1 March 2016 11:51

How sweet, he tried to save you from drowning in the washer.

SkullsRules1 26

Tuesday 1 March 2016 11:52

That would have been a great time to just start talking and let him think that you had dissolved into bubbles.

Comments

VowelMovement 15

Wednesday 2 March 2016 15:57

What was your brother even smoking? Weed isn't supposed to do that.

sgdigaetano 3

Wednesday 2 March 2016 18:43

Why on earth would you have (or want) a boyfriend that got so 'baked' he loses all reason? Ditch him, staying with someone like that is just asking for trouble.

imdaturtle 3

Thursday 3 March 2016 5:14

He was not high, he was drunk.

SUN_lover 19

Thursday 3 March 2016 11:48

Well, at least he cares. I have heard that people usually say the truth when they are high. Weird but you have got a caring boyfriend where as some of us are stuck with sober **** nuts.

Capnspark 3

Thursday 3 March 2016 21:29

that's actually pretty good in my opinion

justanotherbeing 14

Friday 4 March 2016 6:34

at least you know he cares/loves you lol

AfroSamuraiHippy 10

Saturday 5 March 2016 3:13

either he was never smoked before and he tried a high dosage of high concentrated THC or he wasn't smoking weed.

BrandiCandi94 4

Sunday 6 March 2016 7:52

Sorry to break it to you, but he was much more than baked. Cannabis doesn't do that. If he wasn't drunk, he was definitely on drugs. Real drugs, not weed.