By cutiecuppiecakez - 29/02/2016 21:04 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing machine. I came downstairs to find him sitting in a puddle of soaking wet clothes, crying about where I was. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 032
You deserved it 3 035

Same thing different taste

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How sweet, he tried to save you from drowning in the washer.

That would have been a great time to just start talking and let him think that you had dissolved into bubbles.

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That is some of the funniest shit I've read. Hope he helped you clean up, or at least makes up for it once he's not so high.

oldie_goldie 13

At least he cares about you.

vintageart1994 16

at least it shows he cares? xD i think thats pretty cute.

That's adorable. Annoying and stupid, but also adorable.

Haha, I once had so many shrooms I cried that the milk hated me when it fell out of the fridge (I didn't put it on the shelf fully or close the door properly). Good thing getting high has many enlightening moments to balance out the stupidity ?

I want some of what your boyfriend had. Hey at least you know he cares and I think it's cute that he's doing that lol