Pregnancy woes

By Spraylady - 29/02/2016 21:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I think my unborn child has developed a sense of humour. The little cherub is usually very calm, but must have realised that if he/she kicks me hard enough in this particular place near my bladder, I'll piss myself on the spot like a race horse. It's happened twice now. FML
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Avi8r 22

Be happy it's just that, before I was born I broke my mom's pelvis because I kicked it so hard.

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swag_bear 18

Well try not to wear your best clothes from now on

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Hunter_the_Ninja 22

I feel like this is the kind of thing I would have done if I was conscious in the womb.

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Neekovolwf 22

Maybe one day he will be a standup comedian and recount the tales of his days in the womb

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danceinconverse 25

Better start wearing extra thick pads...

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DocBastard 38

Not to worry - after it's born it'll only get more evil. Exponentially.

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tomvertigo 17

First of all - sat name for, hahaha. Im guessing you is your first? The whole passing yourself thing isn't uncommon at all. Still sucks though.

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kyu_Q 19

are you sure you're not squirting?

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SpyroMello 29

I would think you would know what pissing feels like by that age so I'm pretty sure she really is pissing herself.

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bandaidstations 28

Yeah sure, her baby is giving her intense orgasms. Come on!

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tomvertigo 17

...I cant even. Why? Pissing yourself is common in pregnancy.

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MandieL 27

Depends are a wonderful thing! I know it sounds weird and can make you feel like an incontinent old lady, but they were a life saver in the third semester, and for after the baby is born. They make them now where they really don't look like diapers when you're wearing them. I hope your pregnancy is treating you well otherwise!

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