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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 07:08 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML

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By ihatelaura - 15/05/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML

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By Amy (grossed out) - 27/04/2014 13:43 - Australia - Adelaide

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML

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By vetapplez - 04/04/2009 08:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML

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By kp. - 31/08/2010 12:46 - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML

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By Anonymouse - 07/11/2015 02:03

Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML

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By fionna_fiamma - 12/12/2015 13:33 - Slovenia - Maribor

Today, my boyfriend came to my house for the first time. Today was also the day my body decided to throw up violently for four hours while he awkwardly sat beside me, waiting for his ride home. FML

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By theRoomie - 02/11/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, my loser roommate got wasted. He comes to me before going to bed, tells me he loves me, tries to hug me, then explosively vomits all over my face, my hair, my clothes. Then spends the rest of the night retching. FML

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The Phone Call

By turnmyphoneoff - 24/09/2019 00:01

Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML

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By sevenshotmovie - 21/09/2017 07:00 - United States - Sheffield

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to watch a movie with myself and a few friends. He got drunk, talked during the entire movie, fell into and broke my fan and then threw up all over my roommate's bathroom. He is still leaning over the toilet and my fan sounds like a woodpecker. FML

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Jimboom 11

Tuesday 9 November 2010 12:31

While he is passed out take a big fat crap on his side of the bed. Then tell him that he did it. ;-)

jocelyng_fml 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 12:32

reading this, most likely somebody is going to end up saying something like British people say sick and not vomit

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mustardcat 1

Tuesday 9 November 2010 13:02

u must be sick of him by now

funzcpl 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 13:08

make him a nice breakfast with fried eggs with the yolk runny, sausage links with extra gristle, and some greasy gravey.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 9 November 2010 13:38

...or a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray. /obscure? Anyone?

Zebidee 8

Tuesday 9 November 2010 13:51

Weird Science!

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 9 November 2010 14:09

Zeb, you win one pork sandwich. :)

CoachLlama 5

Tuesday 9 November 2010 14:21

Whatever you do, don't make him think about a bucket of lard...with a curly hair in it.

worldclass 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 13:35

Terrible girlfriend for letting it happen. When people get that drunk, someone should step in. Although, I hate people who don't know their limits.

ulicksam 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 13:37

agreed

tencentsakiss 19

Tuesday 9 November 2010 17:09

She wasn't necessarily with him while he was drinking. She could have come and met him after the bar because he clearly needed help getting home. He should have been responsible enough to know his own limit.