By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 07:08 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 557
You deserved it 5 369

Same thing different taste

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While he is passed out take a big fat crap on his side of the bed. Then tell him that he did it. ;-)

jocelyng_fml 0

reading this, most likely somebody is going to end up saying something like British people say sick and not vomit

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By sick do you mean puking? Kinda clueless here…

this is unacceptable. throw him in the bathtub.

chokolatecandie1 6

Sounds like you need a new boy friend, one that knows how to party. What a light weight little pussy he sounds like. I feel sorry for you

YDI for not makin his drunk ass sleep on the couch....I would have been toasty in my bed and he would have been cleaning all that "sick" up

you didn't make him sleep on the couch?! he was drunk he wouldn't have even cared when he woke up wit that hangover

Thunderbender 2
Miranda0429 0

No one cares that your boyfriend blew up all over the place . js

So what you're saying is your boyfirend ralfed all over your house and you didn't bother to clean it or make him clean it? YDI then. maybe if you'd gotten off your moping ass and cleaned it you could have been sleeping in your own damn bed. Stupid...