By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 07:08 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML
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Jimboom 11

While he is passed out take a big fat crap on his side of the bed. Then tell him that he did it. ;-)

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jocelyng_fml 0

reading this, most likely somebody is going to end up saying something like British people say sick and not vomit

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Zombie65 0

And Yet the 2 of you will be at it next weekend because it was SO MUCH fun both of YDI

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Hopefully you didn't let him drink that much. Like people have said previously, it's a possibility you weren't there with him while he was drinking and just picked him up. If that's the case, then kudos for being a responsible and gracious girlfriend and making sure he got home safe. If you sat there and let him get that wasted, then by all means you deserve to have to look after your sick boyfriend. Either way, that sounds like a truly crappy night!

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biggary19 3

he sounds like a pussy who needs to learn to drink like a man

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#52 Um. Actually, it sounds like he did "drink like a man" (i.e. in excess).

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newmandotcom 6

I drink like a man but I never throw up....the Marine Corps taught me how to handle my alcohol

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goodlike_fml 0

what would he do if it was you?

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

What's with the "YDI for letting him drink that much" comments? She's his girlfriend, not his mother. Everyone is responsible for knowing his or her limits and staying under control, period. And I'd leave the mess for his ass to clean the next day, too.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

But if he drank that much of his own accord, she shouldn't have to take care of him afterward. That's just my take on it...

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Erindub 0

Your boyfriends a loser. When I dated a loser like this in my early 20's I made him sleep on the floor while I slept comfortably in our bed.

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abcde_fz 0

new boyfriend time. that shit won't change

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SadinSherman 16

Maybe you should ask him not to go drinking with you next time

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Sparx1_1 16

Stop dating losers who drink this much and you wouldn't have a problem. There's nothing wrong with having a good time but, my god, what kind of moron needs to get that drunk - ever.

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