By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 07:08 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML
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Same thing different taste

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While he is passed out take a big fat crap on his side of the bed. Then tell him that he did it. ;-)

jocelyng_fml 0

reading this, most likely somebody is going to end up saying something like British people say sick and not vomit

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fyl.. but you could have gotten him a bucket or something.. then ud be sleeping in ur bed

grow a pair. its rugby not soccer. you rest when some one dies, not when you cut yourself.

FYL. My boyfriend has done this to me before - I always make sure to take him back to his own place when he gets wasted!

You should of made him sleep outside lol

That's so disgusting, I hope he cleaned it up the next day.

Been there! My boyfriend got totally white girl drunk at a kick back at our friends house. Long story short... we got home,he pissed on my side of the bed making me sleep in my brothers room

I'm from Stockport... sounds a lot like one of us