Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted...

By Ape - 17/12/2012 23:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML

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Same thing different taste

By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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By myasshurts - 14/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass with excruciating force, and screamed, "I AM THE THUNDER!" directly into my ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By Heyy - 24/11/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said, "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

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You deserved it 12 074

By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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By shopper242 - 22/11/2010 12:29 - France

Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML

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Cool move, dude

By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 09:47 - France

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML

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By nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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You deserved it 9 448

By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML

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You deserved it 7 163

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Tuesday 18 December 2012 1:06

Grab his dick, shake it savagely and say, "aftershock"!

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Tuesday 18 December 2012 1:05

Ow! Shaking it "savagely" would hurt! D:

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jelly713 19

Wednesday 19 December 2012 3:06

Sounds like your boyfriend wants to play with your boobs. Mine would probably say that to make me laugh. xD Accept his humor!

MissSunny 6

Wednesday 19 December 2012 14:38

Some girls need to get a sense of humor. I would have laughed lol

Krish14 3

Wednesday 19 December 2012 21:15

Wow den its give u a good enjoyment. M ri8?

RyanB1993 5

Thursday 20 December 2012 19:12

You're boyfriend sounds pretty immature.

steph97v05 11

Thursday 20 December 2012 23:38

He's a keeper

Hyun18 5

Friday 21 December 2012 17:39

Squirt it after : TSUNAMI!

lyflycat9297 4

Sunday 23 December 2012 1:02

I'm sorry but I laughed so hard when I read this. FYL, OP.

dan91_fml 5

Tuesday 14 January 2014 8:51

I don't see what's so bad about this. I do it to my girlfriend all the time

HighlandShadows 48

Monday 4 January 2016 22:14

She said he shook it "savagely." They can feel pain, you know.

cptn_chronic 4

Saturday 8 February 2014 19:33

I do that to my wife but yell "milk shake"!!!

nicoletaylor1995 5

Thursday 10 July 2014 18:47

Damn your boobs must be pretty big

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Same thing different taste

Cool move, dude

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