Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted...

By Ape - 17/12/2012 23:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML

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Same thing different taste

By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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By myasshurts - 14/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass with excruciating force, and screamed, "I AM THE THUNDER!" directly into my ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By Heyy - 24/11/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said, "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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By shopper242 - 22/11/2010 12:29 - France

Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML

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Cool move, dude

By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 09:47 - France

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML

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By nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Tuesday 18 December 2012 1:06

Grab his dick, shake it savagely and say, "aftershock"!

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Tuesday 18 December 2012 1:05

Ow! Shaking it "savagely" would hurt! D:

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Delta2Almanac 7

Tuesday 18 December 2012 7:49

Well. Was there an earthquake?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 18 December 2012 8:07

I hate when my boyfriend does that to my boobs. He thinks it's hilarious, but my boobs do not.

deadlydeathhound 3

Tuesday 18 December 2012 10:01

My bf did the same thing to me after he read this -__- I sure picked a winner....

tishtashbat 16

Tuesday 18 December 2012 10:46

My boyfriend does that to my butt and my boobs, but not enough to hurt.

Pix3lJunk 12

Tuesday 18 December 2012 10:57

How nice is that... ;)

ezmac386 4

Tuesday 18 December 2012 12:21

I'll never grow out of the 'boob shaking' phenomenon. Boobs are spectacular. Take it as a compliment.

simoncat 11

Tuesday 18 December 2012 13:24

What a jerk. What is it with men thinking that is an acceptable behavior?

SK_Marker 6

Tuesday 18 December 2012 15:14

Relax, it's just a joke, learn to laugh, men have a strange sense of humour sometimes :) on the bright side he's trying

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 18 December 2012 19:09

#138 The thing is, if you shake a woman's boobs "savagely", it can hurt quite a bit.

blackshades 2

Tuesday 18 December 2012 15:31

He sounds fun.

agv 1

Tuesday 18 December 2012 20:39

I just did that to my gf and she laugh... like normal people...

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Same thing different taste

Cool move, dude

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