By Ape - 17/12/2012 23:12 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML
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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Grab his dick, shake it savagely and say, "aftershock"!

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Ow! Shaking it "savagely" would hurt! D:

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jem970 19

If your boobage pain is anything compared to mine I am so sorry OP. I wouldnt have physically hurt my bf for doing that but there would be serious problems

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panda_lou 11

Ha I would have busted out laughing if mine ever did that.

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Meesersuperman1 4

lol that made me laugh

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saderboi41 10

That sounds extremely painful.

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Pwuj 6

How would you know? Did your mum told you that? Hehehe

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TheStormsFury 8

He said it *sounds* painful, not *is* painful. Also, "Did your mom told you that?" What are you even saying?

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RachelSN2191 4

Yeah my boyfriend likes to call that one Boobquake your lucky its the first time

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onorexveritas 23

that's hilarious and immature :|

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