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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 17:14 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

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By muffingirl - 10/02/2010 12:30 - United Kingdom

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML

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By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML

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By 20lbknockout - 20/10/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 11:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

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By f.a.t. - 04/10/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 02:15 - Australia - Picton

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML

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By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

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Tuesday 5 October 2010 13:28

clearly, he just can't handle your love. |the kid|

AngieSixx_x0 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 12:46

that's so sad, baby. what a sad guy. and FYI it shouldn't matter if a girl has love handles or anything like that. the guy should love the girl for who they are not what they look like (: #justsayin'

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dannodavis 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 18:55

I'm not quite sure why this made FML; unless, of course, he was being very rude about it. Otherwise, there is absolutely nothing wrong with love handles, unless you actually weigh 350lbs or so.

spartan_girl 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 23:11

maybe it's an FML because the boyfriend is so stupid he thinks that nerve endings are all underneath the fat? haha I don't know, but it didn't sound like the boyfriend was being intentionally mean about OP's love handles. I guess if she's sensitive about her weight or is in the process of trying to lose weight, it might make her feel bad, because girls tend to be pretty sensitive about stuff like that, and guys don't always realize they're saying something that will be taken as offensive (actually that goes both ways, but whatever)

WorkThatButt 2

Tuesday 5 October 2010 20:36

If I were you I'd get a gun and shoot him in the eye and be like "AWH SAWRRY DIDN'T NO U KUD FEEL IT THAR" ...But that's just me..

hockeyplayer3 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 20:38

go lose some weight

Melaniee_fml 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 21:41

atleast he likes your fat.

Fuzzfoot 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 21:42

Take the hint...

Crunch_Chocolat 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 22:54

You shouldn't change yourself unless you want to. Dont change who you are or what you look like for other people. :)

laevatin 2

Tuesday 5 October 2010 22:57

ouch!

penguinazul 13

Tuesday 5 October 2010 23:22

Your boyfriend is an idiot. Whether you're fat or not, it doesn't make your nerve endings unable to function. You don't lose your sense to touch/feel when you gain weight. Durh-hurp on his part. If he "liked her fat", though, why would he even blurt out a comment like that though? Even if he was seriously curious, that seems like one of those thoughts that should be kept to yourself. It's not funny; it's insulting. How come when someone insults a fat girl, it's funny and cute, but when someone insults a really skinny girl everyone suddenly becomes sympathetic and shocked? We all have our issues, but should someone be bullied and degraded as a person simply because their eating habits suck?