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By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:39 - Australia - Cambridge

Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML

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By mymidlifecrisis - 08/09/2016 04:53 - United States - Valley Village

Today, after years in a relationship I realized that my partner does not like the music I listen to, the food I cook, the pictures I take, the way I dress. The only thing she likes is when I take her out to eat. FML

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Social media drama

By Jessie - 25/02/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML

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fatnesspig 7

Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:10

If he thinks your entire relationship was based on you liking black sabbath I think he's the one lying to himself...

melij99 5

Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:21

Label him the King of Drama.

Comments

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Tuesday 9 October 2012 15:55

The Lion Queen.

BRANCH_MAN 3

Tuesday 9 October 2012 16:00

You sit on a throne of lies

mlandon98 1

Tuesday 9 October 2012 16:22

black sabbath isnt that good anyways

kdmozzfreak 2

Thursday 11 October 2012 9:04

seriously!? how could you dislike sabbath?

jayhawkchik 4

Tuesday 9 October 2012 16:33

Lame, dump him and move on. Someone more deserving will appreciate you for more than your musical tastes.

AaliyahMorgan143 5

Tuesday 9 October 2012 16:57

Better than being labeled "The Queen Of ******" like Resputia.

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 9 October 2012 17:03

If he can't get over the fact you have different musical tastes, and keeps calling you "the queen of lies" I think you need to find another man who is mature and appreciates you.

longandconfusing 1

Tuesday 9 October 2012 17:16

The wedding is a success up until the point when Otto gets a Poison tribute band (called Cyanide) to play "Nothin' but a Good Time". Becky admits to Marge that she hates heavy metal music. At the wedding, Marge suggests to Becky that she gives Otto an ultimatum: it is either her or heavy metal. Otto chooses heavy metal and breaks up with Becky. I loved the Simpsons too.