Love: Today, my boyfriend informed me that he'd resolved all the issues...

By Mrs.Slyfox - 28/06/2011 09:53 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he'd resolved all the issues with his ex and is getting back together with her. Normally I could tolerate this if it weren't for the fact that I just moved to a different country to live with him, and turned down a university and a scholarship. FML

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By longdistancemyass - 11/08/2017 23:15

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is currently dating a girl who lives in Korea. We broke up because I was moving to a different part of the city for college and he thought the distance would be "too much." FML

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By stupidgirl - 30/09/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, I changed all my plans, after months of him begging me to, so I could go to the same university as my long-term boyfriend. After I sent in my deposit, he told me we couldn't live together in college because I was "invading his space." FML

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You deserved it 14 169

By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 17:24 - United States

Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex wife. FML

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You deserved it 6 217

By KMAC - 16/03/2010 20:14 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML

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You deserved it 3 364

Sociopathic

By Tina - 03/12/2023 18:00 - United States - Holland

Today, my boyfriend of three years broke up with me and blocked me everywhere, after I moved to another country to be with him… and then found out he was married. FML

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You deserved it 131

By Anonymous - 10/06/2012 19:50 - United Kingdom - Thetford

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying he had to move away to be with his dad, who's just been diagnosed with cancer. After talking to his sister, I discovered that not only is his dad healthy, he's not moving away either; he's just gotten back with his ex. FML

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You deserved it 2 551

Fishy

By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML

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You deserved it 79

By Anonymous - 18/07/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 511

You deserved it 6 755

Stuck on amber

By stuck - 19/09/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML

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You deserved it 11 023

Close, but no cigar

By LisaM - 27/02/2023 04:00

Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 3 years uttered the heartbreaking words, “I met this girl here in my hometown and she’s really great and we fell in love with each other, I can’t do this anymore. We’re over.” I was planning on moving to his town after graduation this year. FML

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You deserved it 142

KingGeorgeGal 12

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:55

You shouldn't put a boy in front of your life and ambitions.

DudeImBetter 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:54

resolve all issues with your turned down scholarship.

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blargheria 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:40

that's what you get for choosing a guy over a university where you can find another guy...

ChelseaFan817 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:40

don't u mean your Ex

ashlyn88 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:41

never give anything up for a guy ... thy don't know what they want

micheley1492 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:54

you never give away your goals for a man. girl, you should have known better than tht.

Bowser6622 5

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:58

It's better to have loved and lost than to have ever loved at all...But not this way!!!

PeachyJinx 7

Tuesday 28 June 2011 21:04

YDI! Finances before Romances, get yourself together first then worry about boyfriends SMDH

Leigh_Badd 1

Tuesday 28 June 2011 21:06

Well thats what happens when u put a man before everything else. YDI!!

just_a_dude_ 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 21:13

What a douche! You deserve better.

X0lilmommax0 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 21:17

Thats on u...u should not have left ur life and a free ride in skool... U deserve it...

terminator689 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 21:21

well u just messed up ur future out of stupidity :(

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Today, for the fifth time this month, I had to explain to a group of people that yes, my name really is Donald Trump. Like all the other groups, they burst out laughing and did some Trump impressions for 15 minutes. FML

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