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By laury - 09/05/2012 02:05 - Canada - Port Elgin

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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 04:16 - United States

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Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML

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You tried

By dumped - 26/07/2010 23:48 - United States

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Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 19:08 - Trinidad and Tobago - Port-of-spain

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Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML

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By Embarrassed - 04/02/2011 00:28

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Today, my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm, for the first time in my life, after trying for months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

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Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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By ruffrider - 05/02/2009 14:09 - United States

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Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2013 20:18 - Jamaica - Kingston

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML

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Lookalikes

By Anonymous - 31/03/2021 13:58 - Germany - Bruchsal

Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML

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ss_20_xx 14

Wednesday 9 May 2012 8:02

Is your dad goodlooking?

TheGewt 7

Wednesday 9 May 2012 8:07

Sometimes i get gray hair and a full beard when I ****** too.

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sarkaar 30

Wednesday 9 May 2012 10:02

Could've been worse. He could've said that your dad and you make the same face when you ******!

Neligee 9

Wednesday 9 May 2012 10:15

Definitely awkward .

marisadc79 0

Wednesday 9 May 2012 10:57

And how exactly did he get that information? Awkward and creepy.

ChickInGreenVans 12

Wednesday 9 May 2012 11:23

This post is quiet creepy and absurd.. However something tells me that (although wasn't said in this post) that this guy fantasises about your dad.. Like why would he bring your dad up at that particular moment?? Like really now.. This guy needs professional help!! As in NOW!!

TKrisha_fml 5

Wednesday 9 May 2012 12:48

Like father like son, but in your case like father like daughter

rammy125 4

Wednesday 9 May 2012 12:52

What does your dad look like when he orgasims?

Arrawyn 12

Wednesday 9 May 2012 12:56

Well, if he likes that, he just might be a homosexual, just saying

yupitssoph 18

Wednesday 9 May 2012 13:16

Congratulations! Sex is now ruined for you forever!

misskelskels 0

Wednesday 9 May 2012 14:02

No ****?

jaredofmo 22

Wednesday 9 May 2012 14:25

It's possible OP might be a guy, so VERY ****.

debbster7 18

Wednesday 9 May 2012 14:33

He would know ;)

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