Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when... - FML

By laury - 09/05/2012 02:05 - Canada - Port Elgin

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 04:16 - United States

Spicy

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML

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You tried

By dumped - 26/07/2010 23:48 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML

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You deserved it 5 621

By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 19:08 - Trinidad and Tobago - Port-of-spain

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 140

You deserved it 4 524

By Embarrassed - 04/02/2011 00:28

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm, for the first time in my life, after trying for months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML

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You deserved it 6 717

By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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You deserved it 7 805

By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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You deserved it 5 649

By ruffrider - 05/02/2009 14:09 - United States

Spicy

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 711

You deserved it 65 431

By Anonymous - 27/12/2013 20:18 - Jamaica - Kingston

Spicy

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML

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You deserved it 5 870

Lookalikes

By Anonymous - 31/03/2021 13:58 - Germany - Bruchsal

Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML

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You deserved it 93

By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 198

You deserved it 171

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Top comments

ss_20_xx 14

Wednesday 9 May 2012 8:02

Is your dad goodlooking?

TheGewt 7

Wednesday 9 May 2012 8:07

Sometimes i get gray hair and a full beard when I ****** too.

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ShitHappens12318 10

Wednesday 20 June 2012 1:57

Some FMLs are just SOO.. disturbing.

ssoliz 6

Wednesday 1 May 2013 21:09

How would sheknowcwgat your dad looks like?

slowlearner 14

Tuesday 3 November 2015 6:37

My ex looked like her dad all the time.

txangul 15

Wednesday 3 February 2021 12:07

Don't let yourself get overly insecure about that. I don't care if you look like a mountain goat and a bull frog had a baby!! You're having orgasms and that's all that matters.

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Today, I followed my daughter and found out she wasn’t with friends, she was on a date. I confronted her about the lie, but she takes after her mother, a lawyer, and steamrollered over me about invading her privacy, so even though she lied, she somehow has the moral high ground. FML

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Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed at me. It took me a while before I remembered having sex the night before. I just didn't know exactly what had happened after that had pissed her off. Then I realized nothing happened, because I fell asleep while she was on top of me. FML

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Today, my long distance friend-with-benefits informed me she's now in a relationship with an amazing guy. I should be happier for her, as even I admit he is perfect for her. Too bad I just spent over a thousand dollars on plane tickets to visit her. The tickets are completely nonrefundable. FML

I agree, your life sucks 518

You deserved it 923

Today, I inherited a lot of money from a great aunt that I had forgotten about. Her immediate family are all scumbags who were only after her money, so she willed it to me and my mom to say "fuck you" to them from beyond the grave. Now I keep getting threatening phone calls. Thanks auntie. FML

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Today, my house caught fire right before I was supposed to present a school project. My teacher told me to, "just suck it up and do it anyway." FML

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Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML

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Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML

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Today, I got a phone call from my daughter’s school. Turns out, an African-American girl approached her and tried to play with her, but my daughter cut her off and said, "I don’t want to play with a black person." I have no idea where she learned this. FML

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