Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of...

By thankzbabe - 04/01/2012 12:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML

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Same thing different taste

Nice!

By growlr - 20/07/2011 09:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

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You deserved it 5 827

By PunkChik27 - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 128

You deserved it 4 469

By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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You deserved it 5 649

By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By FMluck - 26/02/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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By fffmmll - 21/03/2011 16:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

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You deserved it 56 250

By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 11:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

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You deserved it 264

By ohman - 02/10/2010 06:28 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 598

You deserved it 5 861

SwampNut 8

Wednesday 4 January 2012 15:50

Hold the cheese!

ballerboy20 8

Wednesday 4 January 2012 15:54

ask him if he wants a snack

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ChrissybooJacob 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 6:47

Tell him his dick looks like a sausage link...

adela119 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 11:26

At least its not salami...

Knarf_fml 10

Monday 9 January 2012 13:55

Unless he's Jewish I think you have it made!

ThePirateGod 5

Thursday 2 February 2012 11:40

I'm sorry, and this is an issue how?! Your ****** reminds him of his favorite food... That sounds to me like you're lucky, and that he doesn't mind spending time down there.

chamblizi 2

Wednesday 21 March 2012 23:33

i like all the asshole comments here lol

heyitsdill 4

Thursday 24 May 2012 23:33

He must love to eat it then

SteelersxFan 2

Thursday 5 July 2012 6:54

I love ham! Wanna hang out?

appleboxes12 12

Saturday 22 September 2012 6:38

What a coincidence. Ham is my favorite color

01sparkly 15

Thursday 22 November 2012 17:12

Wtf ham???

pasha92 5

Saturday 4 May 2013 2:07

What's bad about that u don't like guys going down on you?

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Same thing different taste

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