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By thankzbabe - 04/01/2012 12:32 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML

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By growlr - 20/07/2011 09:17 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

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By PunkChik27 - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

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Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By FMluck - 26/02/2009 22:11 - United States

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Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

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Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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By fffmmll - 21/03/2011 16:58 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

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By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 11:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

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By ohman - 02/10/2010 06:28 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML

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SwampNut 8

Wednesday 4 January 2012 15:50

Hold the cheese!

ballerboy20 8

Wednesday 4 January 2012 15:54

ask him if he wants a snack

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baseballlegitly0 2

Thursday 5 January 2012 1:47

thats another whole meaning to eating a girl out

smarties25 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 2:25

well he can eat you instead of ham then..

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 5 January 2012 2:35

Just think, when you go on a holiday, you can leave a side of ham in the fridge...He'll never stray!

XxXhighlifeXxX32 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 2:47

add some eggs

insidejokeswithm 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 3:18

At least he likes it and isn't repulsed by it. :D Bur anyway..LOL.

oxxxjackyxxxo 3

Thursday 5 January 2012 3:41

Let him eat it then ;)

violetsweety 26

Thursday 5 January 2012 3:44

Obviously he's hungry.

kqueen433 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 4:04

Well..not to be distasteful..but it IS meat... Just kidding! ;)

ninjacapo 2

Thursday 5 January 2012 4:09

****** actually kinda looks like deliham. I guess?

cetlawizard 15

Thursday 5 January 2012 4:27

Hmm.....maybe that's where the term "ham wallet" came from.....lol. Jk! I've never seen one that looked,smelled,tasted nor reminded me of ham....sounds like your bf is just plain weird....sorry to hear that op.

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