By thankzbabe - 04/01/2012 12:32 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

Is it honey baked ham??!!!

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JustKittyKat 24

I would like this comment, but it is at 69 likes and I would hate to be the one to ruin it.

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RedPillSucks 31

everybody loves bacon.

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AlaskanEskimo34 0

He clearly said ham not bacon... there is a difference.

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j_cat187 19

Green eggs and SPAM *Avoiding a heavily copyrighted quote*

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Raath00 7

Don't see the FML here. Unless you don't like your vag eaten :

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lindseykcool 6

If she took it as a compliment, it wouldn't be on FML.

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TheMaster15 10

Exactly. Im pretty sure it didnt go down like this: OP's bf: "lol, your ****** looks like ham... Its ok though, i like ham." OP: "aww how sweet, leta go wrote an FML cuz it's that sweet!"

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notsorandomguy 18

Well, it could have been fish, so yeah you're lucky.

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bballskilliz2nd 0

Uh....i can't tell whether your life sucks or you deserve it????

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brianfantana32 10

Exactly, it's not like OP rubs ham down there

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perdix 29

Tell him that's great, but he'll have to leave the spicy mustard behind. Don't let him convert to Islam or Judaism. I guess he's into porking you. Take your pick :D

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laden_swallow09 34

I woulda said Miracle Whip instead of spicy mustard, but that works, too

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Torva_fml 16

Miracle whip on ham? Is that a cum joke, or do people actually eat that? Perdix, they were all very creative, I laughed thrice as hard. :)

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desireev 17

125- there's this nasty dish called 'ham salad'.. It's got ham(of course), miracle whip/mayo(your choice), onion powder, salt & pepper.. It's pretty gross, if you ask me. But yes.. It's a real dish with miracle whip or mayonnaise..

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Torva_fml 16

Well... You see... When ops boyfriend sees her ******, he thinks of ham. Got it?

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