By thankzbabe - 04/01/2012 12:32 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
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Brainspoil 2

when I thought long and hard about this fml, I found myself thinking of the blotchy shades of pink that is on a ham. so, I am left to wonder... is her ****** just discolored or is it post sex?

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Katzia 0

Post-sex it is just red, silly willy.

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Chixken 6

That's my favorite food too!!!

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QMoneyMaker723 0

Make sure he doesn't take any bites out of it

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monkekka 0

Wow what I've learned from fml is that alot of people have messed up vaginas.

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InSanityx 7

I've learnt that many people don't know that "A LOT" is two words.

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LoganBurrito 6

Oh damn! Someone just got grammatically PWNED!

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uprising_fml 0

82- *learned. Think before you troll/type.

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Maddoctor 10

It can be spelled learned or learnt. Both are correct.

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LoganBurrito 6

Better than tuna.

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LoganBurrito 6

I used to copy other people and post what they said, but then I took an arrow in the knee... *Lesson in English learned: verbal irony*

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annasher961 11

Wtf! At least it doesn't smell like fish lol

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buddyguyfriend 1

Awwww u have meat curtains! U might wanna start slowing down the amount of penis' that go inside ur ham hole

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