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By Anonymous - 13/10/2011 16:56 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 17:03 - United States - Gladewater

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Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML

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By WTF - 22/08/2012 22:22 - Canada - Ottawa

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Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML

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By hmmmm - 13/08/2012 12:19 - Australia

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Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML

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By MenstruallyFrustrated - 23/07/2013 17:18 - United States - Surprise

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Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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By Gurior - 04/09/2011 07:01 - Canada

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Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML

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By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

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Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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By Carmen - 11/04/2011 16:57 - United States

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Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2022 02:00 - Australia - Shailer Park

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Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 02:05 - United States

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Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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Notsocharmedlife 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 22:59

That's sooo gross!

DrDilllonReese 12

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:00

Hey, its a tough economy...

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Rainbow_Crash 11

Friday 14 October 2011 2:55

That is so ******* disgusting! Now, that he's saved a lot of money, he can help you with the co-pay for a doctor's appointment.

Zaffro 8

Friday 14 October 2011 2:56

Sorry and all but I'm going to call bullshit on this. Vaginal fluid is rather acidic, coming inside it also causes problems for the spermicides etc etc... Too many factors, either he is winding you up or he is lying like a flatfish.

captainbj2 0

Friday 14 October 2011 3:08

Good job! Why does everyone assume the worst?

alsexychick 3

Friday 14 October 2011 3:15

Now that is gross!!!!!

sandmancometh 3

Friday 14 October 2011 3:25

Hahahahhahahaaa sounds like a keeper.

IamMe95 5

Friday 14 October 2011 3:25

Oh man, u gonna be preggers!

Pendragon525 0

Friday 14 October 2011 3:29

You can get them for free at any Planned Parenthood. No need for this nonsense.

robc32ca 4

Friday 14 October 2011 3:37

You know how to recycle condoms? Grab it from the tip and shake the f out of it!

Monkeysmommy1 0

Friday 14 October 2011 3:45

Cool, let us know if its a boy or a girl.

feldco1 17

Friday 14 October 2011 3:46

Because a baby is so cheap...

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