By Iguana - 12/09/2012 02:35 - Canada - Oromocto

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Today, my boyfriend invited me over to "play with his lizard." After excitedly rushing across town, I realized this wasn't a euphemism, he actually bought an Iguana. FML
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FMLshark 12

Sounds like the same boyfriend who wanted to test water displacement in the bathtub with his girlfriend.

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rncannon 18

I would have been pretty excited anyway. Iguanas are cool.

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MagicStallion 9

Why are you so desperate? Chill out and enjoy the iguana!

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bizarre_ftw 21

What are you complaining about? I'd love it if my bf got a lizard!!! Besides, you can always have sex once you get there Plus I'd count my self lucky if I were you, "play with my lizard" is such a bad euphemism I'd probably flick my bf in the ear then facepalm if he used it (in that order), be happy he isn't pathetically corny enough to say something like that and mean it

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mandy123352 0

I would have done that too

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jennifernorvell 7

RuYou were THAT excited over sex? You know girls can have that anytime they want

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gallopinghorses 3

Who wouldn't be excited Iguanas are cool.

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Fisheyedfool7 2

You shouldn't told him you thought he meant the one eyed dragon. Your bf is broken.

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