By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 05:15 - United States - Mineola

Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
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_kyleG_ 34

I bet one hell of a pregnant silence followed that mistake.

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tygerarmy 35

Ouch, tell him if he keeps that up he won't get any chances to get you pregnant.

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pooldude 24

whats with all the negative votes?? whats going on?

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HarshD9619 34

I thought something was messed up with my FML. Too many negative votes nowadays

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Youkolvr89 0

I say fyl. I have a simiral problem because everything I eat goes straight to my midriff so I look pregnant myself.

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meunluckycharms 16

Wow, how do a lot of people think she deserved that?

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TheNewGuy03 28

On one hand, he shouldn't be ashamed of you if he's with you. On the other hand, if people instantly assume you're pregnant, then it's possible you may need to alter your diet unless you have a serious and incorrigible medical issue that prevents you (not likely, but still). Communicate with him.

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Aspirax 13

1) that's a dick thing to do. 2) dump him 3) ramp up your will power. 4) get fit 5) show him what he lost.

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Delsanity 13

If you are overweight and you don't have a medical condition, mostly its cause you don't eat healthy and you are to lazy to workout. If you don't mind the way you look then its ok but if you do mind i think its time you do something snd not for your partner but for yourself.

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ShirtlessWonder 17

I can't say this is always true. Some people just have body types that make it difficult for them to be fit. It also doesn't mean they eat unhealthy AND are too lazy to workout, it's more of an or. Most body types require both to be fit. For example, my dad eats healthier than anyone else I know and is probably the healthiest (or close to it) of anyone I know, but is quite fat because he typically just doesn't have time for much of a workout (and it takes a lot to stay fit for people in my family once we get to the age he's at).

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_outofideas_ 7

**** his dad Make him your stepson and ground him

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ShirtlessWonder 17

I don't know the circumstances, but obviously he wouldn't have started dating you if you were that heavy when he met you. That being the case, I won't necessarily say ydi, but you were the one who let yourself slip and gain that weight.

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Oh_My_Gosh_015 4

That's true, but it doesn't say that she's bothered by her weight. She's bothered by the remark of her bf indicating that he's ashamed of her.

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ShirtlessWonder 17

Yeah, maybe she isn't bothered by it, but I find that difficult to believe. If she wasn't bothered by her weight along with his comment, I doubt she would've felt bad enough about it to make an FML about it.

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Linz645 19

Why in the hell are you still with him like?

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bosniangirl27 21

I'm just wondering why you are still with him?

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