By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 05:15 - United States - Mineola

Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
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_kyleG_ 34

I bet one hell of a pregnant silence followed that mistake.

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tygerarmy 35

Ouch, tell him if he keeps that up he won't get any chances to get you pregnant.

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S1N9UL4R17Y 8

that was a dick move, but at the same time there is no downside to getting in shape. The better shape you get in the easier it is to maintain too.

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carevano 8

Why are there so many YDI votes? OP has every right to live how they want. Nobody should try to lie about it.

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PsychicBulwark 4

She's living how she wants, he's living how he wants. Not everybody thinks that someone who is so fat they constantly draw pregnancy comments is a pitiable person. We have the right to think what we like about her living how she wants!

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carevano 8

If it were me, his sorry ass could live how he wants without me. Total dick move in my opinion

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LadyLuck93 20

Dunno why the hell everyone be tripping on OP & giving so many thumbs down. Seriously some of these comments are exaggerated.. as if some actually understand how difficult is to loose weight. Its not just about jogging & going outside, it requires a new life style on better habits such as a stricked sleeping pattern, healthy eating choices & to visit a nutrionist for getting the correct diet for ur body type & all sorts of guide lines. But most importantly keeping a 5 day workout routine, getting a trainer & keeping the Motivation in spirit. OP, I don't understand why you would stay with a guy who is ashamed of ur body, do you really want an asshole who judges by the way you look? & secondly dont listen to some of these comments ppl left here, if ur comfortable in ur own skin then high5. If not, there is Always a solution out there. May the force be with you girl & don't let anyone to disrespect you!

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julietta913 5

You don't need a special diet - just basic understanding of veggies are good to eat and donuts are not... And you don't need a trainer just go outside and walk/jog

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LadyLuck93 20

I disagree. Not everyone has the same metabolism & again, body type. Especially if some individuals has never worked out before, so in my opinion it is required to get a trainer for a period of time to know how to use the machines at the gym & to make sure you don't injure yourself. Walking wont burn the fat you need to sweat & challenge yourself. Yes vegetables help & we are all strongly aware that donuts & junk food are a no-no. It all depends on the portions & type of carbs you intake in a day, & eating a certain time to. I know what im talking about, been there & accomplished it.

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kalbrek009 20

"lose" is when something is lost, "loose" is when something is too big to fit anymore.

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LadyLuck93 20

Do you like want the medal of honor? I know whats the difference bub, please keep UR grammar nazi stuff to yoSelf.

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worldclassrager 39

Perhaps time to hit the gym or get a new boyfriend

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PANDORUM89 21

I think it's hilarious that every person that says it may be the girls fault gets a down vote. if you are overweight there is always something YOU can do. 1. it was rude of the person to ask a personal question like that. 2. your bf shouldn't have lied. yes there are body types that are kinda odd. like my best friend looks like a size 4 waist up but is a size 16 waist down. all of her weight is on her thighs and butt. my body carries weight all over. you have to work with your specific body type to lose weight and get in shape. I'm not in shape because I'm lazy af and I would rather sleep. also to everyone saying just run or something or stop eating so much. sometimes doing even both keeps the weight on. It is very hard for me to lose weight. in order for me to get to a size 6 I had to work hard at my job for 9 hours 7 days a week (horse training ) then go home and run for 30 mins and I ate maybe 1200 calories a day. wasn't intentional I was just too tired to eat. and heavily obese people can't run. they will cause harm to themselves.

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tuxedo2014 5

Here's the thing, being overweight is not healthy. At all. Hence the name. Now there's a lot of talk on how it's rude and socially unacceptable to say that someone is fat, but sometimes it's just the honest truth. It has been socially acceptable to be fat and to be in poor health and that's not good. You may be comfortable the way you look, and who am I to tell you that's bad, but if you are overweight, that is unhealthy and can be a serious problem. I seriously advise working out. Whether someone just likes to eat, or has a serious condition, working out can even save a life. At first just take it easy, watch what you eat, and maybe go for walks, then increase your activity, and when you're ready, step it up even further. It's honestly the best thing you can do for yourself

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marcranger 28

Here's the real thing: you're an idiot. But if you need specifics, long-term studies conducted over decades have shown that being slightly to moderately overweight isn't actually detrimental to one's long-term health. Those people lived just as long and in just as good health as people who were normal weight. Morbidly obese and underweight people fared the worst. There's also the problem of untangling correlation and causation in health studies, which is to say that health problems might appear with greater frequency in a certain segment of the population, but that doesn't definitively prove that one caused the other. So OP might still have problems even if she loses weight, and she may stay in perfect condition at her current weight. Unless you have an MD, get off your sanctimonious soapbox.

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PsychicBulwark 4

Uh, if you're going to cite "studies", please actually cite them. Because until you do, you look like a tryhard that likes to type 3 pages and say shit like "studies show" when you're an uninformed idiot.

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ajk695 8

Yikes, that sucks. I really hope you have a serious talk about that or dump him. You deserve someone who is proud to be dating you no matter your size. I hope you find that person.

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