By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 243
You deserved it 3 142

Same thing different taste

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Was he driving you up the wall with his laughter?

If you were able to drive yourself to the hospital, it couldn't be too bad.

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we should wonder how he was able to hit her with his car in the first place. I still say cars should be made out of nerf. maybe that's why he was laughing.

Even given the circumstances, I don't think hitting someone with your car in retaliation is ever the best option...

It isn't? That explains why the cops are looking for me...

AndOtherDrugs 5

18- Getting him back may not mean hitting the boyfriend with a car. Revenge can take on many forms.

80skid 15

Run him over. See how hard he laughs at that :)

Steve95401 49

Almost making someone into a human hood ornament is a real knee slapper alright. He probably would have peed himself if you had to be taken in an ambulance to the hospital.

To be fair, that was probably some kind of shock. Or fear. At least you'll laugh about it in a few years!

The good news is we don't have to worry about a hit an run from Ops boyfriend. He will be sitting there laughing his ass of as the police arrive.

Such a charmer your boyfriend is, that he thinks it's funny to knock into his girlfriend with his car. The fact that he couldn't stop laughing speaks to his insensitivity. He owes you a huge, huge apology--maybe paying your deductibles would be a start.

Car stopped with a jerk. Then the jerk got out.