By Username - 10/08/2011 12:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10

So, if he's a dog, you're his bitch.

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saIty 17

Later, as he gets more comfortable, he'll pee on you to mark you as his.

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caringstar 2

My boyfriend does that to... I don't really understand it.

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varalane 1

maybe u guys smell bad :l thats why they keep sniffing to check? : P

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pinglol 5

I'm not sure why this isn't being brought up, but some cultures sniff as a sign of love. My ex boyfriend was Vietnamese and his whole family would deeply sniff each other and me and their friends and other relatives. I also know several Brazilians who do this and it's no stranger than kissing on the cheek to them. Maybe ask your boyfriend to stop if it bothers you? ...and if he doesn't stop leave him? So many of these FMLs could be solved by changing them to something like "Today, I broke up with my boyfriend for sniffing me like a dog, FML"

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kbt13 0

...Cause he's hungry and trying to control his cannibalistic instincts by merely smelling you

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SolemnlyLove 7

ydi for dating a ******* weirdo, wanna put out with him then dont bitch about him... Unless you truly like this guy, you must be desperate

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richardcard82 5

He will prob pee next to u just to claim you

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