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By Username - 10/08/2011 12:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By GOAWAY - 26/12/2014 23:06 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store. Before I knew what was happening, he'd sniffed me and started whimpering about how I don't smell like I used to. He does this kind of crazy shit all the time. FML

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Caught

By broke_otaku - 09/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to sniff his armpit to see if he was the one who smelled. I did because we are that comfortable with us. After a couple of sniffs I heard laughter. I forgot I was sitting in his living room and his family was watching me the whole time. I am now the BO finder. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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By sickyandiknowit - 08/11/2014 07:36 - United States - Eugene

Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By PookaKay02 - 20/09/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML

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By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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Love is in the air

By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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Bad omen

By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 13:34 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have our first kiss with each other, but my dog decided to let one rip, stinking up the whole room. My boyfriend still doesn't believe it was my dog who did it. FML

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:53

So, if he's a dog, you're his bitch.

saIty 17

Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:54

Later, as he gets more comfortable, he'll pee on you to mark you as his.

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pip74205 9

Thursday 11 August 2011 5:33

Maybe you just smell really good.

trevorisepic 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 5:35

I didn't know my girlfriend has and FML O_o

ashleybaby67 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 6:20

This is a really stupid FML

unicornkiller 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 6:22

he's smelling if u farted

EZ2XLR8 7

Thursday 11 August 2011 6:50

As creepy as that is... You choose who you date my dear. That being said... YDI for my simple given reason.

stoptrying 9

Thursday 11 August 2011 7:29

Ever think other than this he's a really good and attractive guy, which is why she stays with him? Everyone has their quirks. Quit being ignorant.

luckygirl7 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 6:55

Break up!!!

SirPlagueRat 6

Thursday 11 August 2011 7:20

Am I the only one who doesn't think this is creepy? He's just being playful.

daxter136 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 7:44

My dad does that

Majstr 23

Thursday 11 August 2011 8:01

Was your boyfreind on TV about a year ago. (I think video is still on youtube (older guy barking like a dog)).

koalakillzyooouu 1

Thursday 11 August 2011 8:31

Then what the hell is his problem??

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Today, I had a big presentation at work and I was feeling really confident. I'd practiced it over and over and I knew it inside out. But when I got up to speak, I realized I had left my notes at home. I ended up winging it and it was a disaster. FML

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