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By justabitembarrassed - 07/10/2012 14:20 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, my boyfriend learned how to somersault. He now thinks that he's a ninja and somersaults into every room. FML

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Today, after weeks of watching Michael Jackson videos non-stop, my boyfriend learned how to moonwalk. Now he does it literally everywhere. I can't even cross the street without him moonwalking behind me. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2012 23:51 - United States - Meredith

Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML

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NukedaZoo 4

Sunday 7 October 2012 19:25

And that is a problem?

DocBastard 38

Sunday 7 October 2012 19:25

He can't become invisible. Therefore, he is NOT a ninja.

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BieberIsMyBabee 0

Sunday 7 October 2012 19:54

That's cute

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Sunday 7 October 2012 19:55

Why complain? That's a work out every day, without paying for gym membership. It will help keep him in shape.

UncleMuscles 5

Sunday 7 October 2012 19:55

No, to be a ninja, you should at least be able to do a decent barrel roll.

doglover100 28

Sunday 7 October 2012 20:10

Haha. That's awesome.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Sunday 7 October 2012 20:10

If he was a ninja, he'd be invisible. Therefore, no one could see you boyfriend and everyone would think you're crazy. And you shall slowly become a crazy cat lady.

Celina_Lune 20

Sunday 7 October 2012 20:12

At least he's having fun and enjoying himself?

harkerk87 3

Sunday 7 October 2012 20:19

Put Saran Wrap on the door and watch him freak out lol

etchsanity1 11

Monday 8 October 2012 3:12

Yes this is a great idea

Briiyahh 7

Sunday 7 October 2012 20:31

Interesting boyfriend you have there

missyedges1 5

Sunday 7 October 2012 20:34

Sounds awesome to me.

abby1029 8

Sunday 7 October 2012 20:35

And why's that bad :P .. sounds actually kinda cute (:

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