By justabitembarrassed - 07/10/2012 14:20 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, my boyfriend learned how to somersault. He now thinks that he's a ninja and somersaults into every room. FML
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NukedaZoo 4

And that is a problem?

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DocBastard 38

He can't become invisible. Therefore, he is NOT a ninja.

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MolesterStallone 13

Just don't let him find ninja stars..

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perdix 29

Tell him ninjas have to remain celibate, so he'll have to quit that tumbling foolishment if he wants to continue having sex with you. Most guys prefer pussy to pretending to be a medieval Japanese assassin.

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Soloman212 28

I'm not so sure about that... I'd take Assassin's Creed over sex any day, although given that's not Japanese.

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perdix 29

#48, given that attitude, I don't think you are going to have a choice.

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ee13lbp 4

48- I'm taking it you've never gotten laid before then

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Soloman212 28

Baboons actually mate quite frequently. I reached sexual maturity about 7 years ago.

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KingCeltic77 18

Do they actually have to remain cellabit?

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enormouselephant 15

I would chose you over somersaulting any day, Perdix.

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Futacy 29

76, yeah I'm not usually a grammar Nazi, but that is a really shitty job at spelling.

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Warden1986 16

Shit, can't you both? That could be his grand entrance..

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Accuraxy 10

Why are you complaining? If anyone messes with you he can take them out with his ninja skills:p

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SkoomaKi 27

Ninja? More like semi ninja, half ninja, incomplete ninja. Only when he has mastered invisibility will be an epic, mega, super, ultra, awesome ninja of legendary proportions.

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SkoomaKi 27

One forsaken and depressing word - Studying.

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