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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 23:13 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML

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By nacho - 24/01/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

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By quit fucking up my life - 23/11/2013 01:08 - United States - Kenai

Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 14:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML

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By daniel55 - 18/02/2013 00:11 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML

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By not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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By Random - 25/02/2016 22:09 - United States - Tuskegee

Today, my dad walked into my school and joked around saying that he's going to shoot my boyfriend. We all laughed. Except my boyfriend. He was sobbing in a corner. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By wtactualfuck :( - 24/10/2012 21:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2017 22:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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Sunday 5 January 2014 1:58

All these FMLs give me good ideas for what to do when my future kids start dating.

Kyuzomi 12

Sunday 5 January 2014 1:58

Calm down satan.

Comments

little_one1 14

Sunday 5 January 2014 3:31

When my boyfriend of two and a half years and I first got together, my dad told me to tell him, "Whatever you do to her, I will do to you." and he was dead serious. If my dad knew the things he had to do.....

SystemofaBlink41 27

Sunday 5 January 2014 13:27

Oh lord, phrasing!

isamisis 9

Sunday 5 January 2014 3:32

It's time to trade up to a 'Man' !

megcarpy 19

Sunday 5 January 2014 3:38

Bit mean!

Muttley9 13

Sunday 5 January 2014 3:43

Welcome to Dad saying don't **** my daughter, I'm a meaner son of a bitch than you will EVER be

Fermion 20

Sunday 5 January 2014 3:47

Message to parents on this app: this is an example on how NOT to be a good parent.

Dobhrionn 10

Sunday 5 January 2014 3:53

A bit of fear is good, but your father may have pushed it a bit too far.

Fermion 20

Sunday 5 January 2014 4:04

I'm a bit curious why you think that. Maybe explain some to me?

TheDrifter 23

Sunday 5 January 2014 15:38

Teenage hormonal imbalances lead to douchebaggery. A small controlled dose of fear remind them of and leads to proper behavior. I had many dads give me "the talk" over the years, and it always reminded me to care for their daughters as much as their Daddy did. But I'm old, and modern boys are far more effeminate than a generation ago. Everything scares them and makes them cry it seems.

eRapper69 10

Sunday 5 January 2014 4:29

Don't bring home such a pansy boyfriend then.

limabeans101029 20

Sunday 5 January 2014 22:54

How does crying make him a "pansy"?! Everyone cries. Women cry, men cry, it's not a secret. It's normal. I'd rather be with someone who can show me how they're feeling, as opposed to someone who hides it from me in order to appear "manly".

ACynclaire 13

Sunday 5 January 2014 4:38

How old are y'all? I know the younger, the worse..

LinkandSaria 10

Sunday 5 January 2014 5:22

Amen

Chris93Jones 20

Sunday 5 January 2014 4:45

That's what dads do to daughters.

squideth 18

Monday 6 January 2014 4:44

Nope, only terrible sexist dads do. See, my dad respects me as a person and trusts me to make my own decisions in life! What a concept, I know. And because of it, I love my dad and have confidence in life.