By hannah - 14/04/2013 15:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 17 months, the first guy to tell me he loves me, the guy I lost my virginity to, the only guy whose parents I've met, told me we should stop 'hooking up' because it's weird that I was telling everyone we were a couple and it was ruining his chances of finding a girlfriend. FML
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hi, i'm the girl who wrote this originally (i've since got an account so changed my name- maybe some people won't believe that but whatever) and i just want to say in response to some people that it was VERY clear on both sides that we were a couple, we were not friends with privileges.. also i am not a stalker, i just wanted to specify exactly how long we'd been together because it emphasises just how shitty what he did was.. like someone else said, a year doesn't really explain that fully. maybe he was using me for sex and i was practise, but i'm not as young or naive as some people here seem to think... this isn't my first relationship, but it was my first really serious one hence meeting parents, having sex etc etc.. i thought what i felt towards him was mutual, and i think if many of you had known us as a couple you would be very surprised about what has happened, most people were always commenting on how much he seemed to adore me. right now i have no idea what his motivations were, but everytime i speak to him i want to stab him.. so im refraining from speaking to him or seeking an explanation at the minute SO thanks to everyone who's been supportive, **** knows what his problem is but im getting over it seeing as he's been such a dick to me, and i just posted him this link, so any extra abuse toward him would be welcome.. ha

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lnm701 0

What an asshole. You're better off without him. Good luck on that girlfriend search, buddy.

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FrenchyTheFry 0

#50, this is 49. It was a joke.... Don't take those things so seriously. Haha a little sarcastic sexism never hurt anybody. And I don't hate girls. Especially not my girlfriend.

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ayee_bbygirll 0

thats really messed up, but how did you make that mistake? people usually know when they're going out with someone... especially for 17 months... i dont understand.

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simplyme13 0

I'm sorry!!! but at least now you know how big of a jerk he is!

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lnm701 0

38: There is a huge difference between the way someone says I love you to a friend, and the way someone says it to a person they're actually in love with. Unless the OP is a complete idiot (and I always like to give the benefit of the doubt), she would be able to distinguish. I'm not saying he actually meant it and wasn't just using it to get in her pants, but still.

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coolcat624 0

FrenchyTheFry is a douche. until you've experienced how much it can suck to be a girl, you don't get the right to make sexest jokes. soooo, **** OFF :)

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22_fml 0

wow he is an ass.....i dont even know what to say to that....except stay away from all guys like that

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22_fml 0

wow he is an ass.....i dont even know what to say to that....except stay away from all guys like that how did you not know you were only a friend with benefits

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

#61, actually, sexism in all forms hurts in ways you couldn't even comprehend.

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alice22_fml 0

Oh come on now, we don't know he was just using her. I had a guy who I'd broken up with say he never loved me and was just using me for sex. Later after we were friends again he admitted to only saying that to hurt me after I dumped him. Let's not jump to conclusions and call her an idiot, it sounds like he gave her every indication that they were serious.

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