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By Anonymous - 05/04/2009 09:43 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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By Whoops - 28/01/2010 20:21 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML

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By Kfeaaa - 24/02/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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By Anon - 08/11/2010 18:34 - Singapore

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 19:42 - United States

Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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HeyyyBrahhh 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 16:12

Aww, honey. I'm sorry.

TryToBeKind 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 16:15

OOps. Sounds like a communication error. The way your write this, it clearly sounds like you didn't realize he had another girlfriend and honestly had no idea that you were the 'other woman'. I hope you left right then and there. If not, I hope there's some way that you can get her number, call her up, and let her know that until 'now' you were 'the other woman' and that you're very sorry because you had no idea. Make it clear that it wasn't your fault and that you didn't know but that you wouldn't be seeing him anymore. Make it clear to her that he doesn't deserve to see EITHER of you anymore.

Comments

dantheman_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 21:46

i am offended by #117, how dare you say i would do FAT girls?? thats just wrong and immoral

queenms 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 21:16

#4 is completly right i feel bad for u :(

Culvey60 0

Friday 17 April 2009 8:07

awww im sorry... i mean i feel bad for you, but most girls need to realize. if a guy is making out with you, flirting with you, or having sex with you... and has not DIRECTLY ASKED YOU OUT... hes probably just being an asshole. So unless the guy flat out asks you to go out with him... dont be stupid.

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 6:21

You should tell the girl he's cheating on and watch the fun.

mr_solo 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 7:48

well think of it like this, at least the two of you weren't together for years. but still sucks

girarda 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:49

Well then that sucks, he's a wiener and probably will never have a successful relationship with anyone.

fourzerofour 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 11:12

What an asshole. You can do better, try and not be upset, although that may be hard.

amberlin72 0

Monday 31 May 2010 7:24

He definately sucks. And is not worth your time. I know what thats like :/

Ancarnia 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 22:32

I can't think of any good comebacks, but hopefully he slams his junk in a door racing to see the other person.

Genesis_0156 0

Monday 22 November 2010 10:03

Well I'm a guy and I still don't understand why other guys are complete assholes like that if they really liked/loved who they were with then they shouldn't cheat and even if they didn't it would still be wrong to cheat I hate people like that I'm sorry about what happened :( you deserve better