By hrtbrkn - 16/07/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me because "God told him to." What God didn't tell him was that I would check his e-mail and find all the e-mails to and from his new girlfriend. FML
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farmgirl 3

Typical, using religion as an excuse for dirty work.

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OmgItsAnaBeatriz 0

That's a Really Lame Excuse From Him =(

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hassenpfeffermmm 0

My husband used that excuse before, except he didn't have a gf, FYL.

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mizranii 0

you shouldn't be reading shit stuff come on

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dissdawg 5

That's kind of creepy that you checked his email after you guys broke up. You don't really have a right to do it.

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33678kimura 0

Why you check email. It none of your business no more.

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ZeroIce 12

When you said "god told him to." I thought of Sanity Not Included.

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JockoKC 3

The same thing happened to me, but with the genders reversed, and instead of emails, I saw her dumbass new boyfriend's MSN screen name that said "I <3 [her name]". She picked a winner.

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SJRsooner 17

Wow, people use religion for so many stupid things its not intended for. I'm sorry

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Shazam25 7

Maybe he broke up with you because you go snooping through his email and shit. Total lack of privacy!

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