Love: Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner...

By apparentlyhesbusy - 23/11/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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By cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

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You deserved it 3 366

By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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Awkward

By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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You deserved it 4 260

By llmd - 10/08/2010 04:30 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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You deserved it 114

By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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You deserved it 4 496

Rayn4u_fml 0

Monday 23 November 2009 12:21

Why did he invite you in the first place?

Mx_Rider 6

Monday 23 November 2009 12:13

damn,op that sucks simple solution, dump him.

Comments

Ninjaface 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 8:00

Wow, that other girl is an idiot. How's your boyfriend supposed to set up a surprise threesome when you already know that there's a third person there?

happyhak 5

Tuesday 24 November 2009 21:08

How do you know he is cheating on you? He invited to to a family dinner, right? So it could be part of his family like his mother or sister! Damn...I hate how you girls just jump to the conclusion that boys cheat on them just because their boyfriend does so much as even look at another girl! YDI

CODhawtie12 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 17:21

that sux majorly!

Trebie 6

Wednesday 25 November 2009 21:47

Whether he was or wasn't cheating, you'd think the girl would have the good sense to keep her mouth shut while he was on the phone with her.

Styna_fml 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:35

Sounds bad, but #36 Reyo is plausible too

G6chick 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 6:22

bastard

Beelzebub259 7

Wednesday 7 December 2011 15:11

There's a real chance you're overreacting. Maybe she was a friend of his he was helping? Maybe it was a family thing? You shouldn't assume he's cheating right away

maxamus951852 3

Thursday 22 March 2012 2:15

Whats with everybody listing all of the things that they think it was instead of cheating? im pretty sure he was cheating thts why he didnt want to stay on the phone long.. welcome to life, love sucks and its not only guys.. girls cheat too :)