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And your mind instantly jumps to "OMG HE CHEEEEEEEETINGZ!".....why? For all you know, it could have been a cousin or other relative. Assuming this FML actually did happen recently, it IS close to Thanksgiving, so he might have had family over and one of his female cousins happens to be a bratty bitch. Do him and yourself the favor of trusting him until he gives you a SOLID reason not to. Being paranoid will only give you both headaches.
Good solution, 3 words. "Who was that?"
If you take a dump in the forest and no ones around, does it smell?
I hate it when people think they cannot be heard being a few feet away from the phone. Being a cousing or another girl with your BF doesn't matter. She was very rude and deserves to be punched in the face for being stupid.
Didn't you hear the girl? He's busy! Call him later, how dare you disturb them
don't jump to conclusions moron she couldve been family or w/e
decline the dinner then "unintentionally" call him while having conversation with your friends and 'accidentally' tell them how dumb and stupid he is.
yea....... mines a jerk too..... so lets team up and just beat the **** out of them.... ohh... and for those skanky bitches..... GO CHOKE ON SOME AIDS INFESTED ****!
wow crazy.
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Why did he invite you in the first place?
damn,op that sucks simple solution, dump him.