Love: Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything...

By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 06:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes, he went to play his new Xbox game. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I said yes and started gushing over the wedding, buying a house, having kids… He was smiling up until I mentioned kids. One discussion, followed by one blazing row later, he left with the ring, his clothes, and his Xbox. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 15:31 - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 20:00 - United States - Framingham

Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML

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By browniepoints - 07/02/2010 00:09 - United States

Today, it dawned on me that the most romantic thing my husband has done in the last three years, was a put a wedding ring on his xbox avatar. FML

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By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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By dino0123 - 12/12/2012 17:51 - United States - Herndon

Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML

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Sunday 12 December 2010 12:35

Oh boo ******* hoo. He obviously loves you enough to propose. Quit being a selfish bitch.

the4starr 3

Sunday 12 December 2010 12:32

COD I'm guessing ? :S

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budd28 0

Friday 8 July 2011 2:41

that's what happens wen ur in a relationship with gamers ...video games are our first love and then people

budd28 0

Friday 8 July 2011 2:43

although I prefer ps3 over xbox any day

CsHx 16

Wednesday 31 August 2011 14:22

At least you're engaged now. Congrats. :)

Omgplz 3

Sunday 6 November 2011 4:27

So?

kristena103 14

Monday 2 January 2012 8:35

He might have tooken an arrow in the knee

A7x4REVer 3

Saturday 11 February 2012 7:36

You go bro! :P what a boss lmfao

merser 7

Saturday 12 May 2012 23:33

that sucks

04282012 0

Saturday 16 June 2012 6:16

What did you expect? Boys will be boys(;

Urpoppy 21

Sunday 8 July 2012 18:13

Are you sure that you want a lifetime with this guy? Think about it.

ya_momma 4

Tuesday 14 August 2012 21:01

So? That doesnt sound horrible. He could have proposed while the game was on pause..

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