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By unforgettablee - 29/04/2013 07:08 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I was getting into the mood with my boyfriend. Ten minutes into it, I told him to "teach me a lesson." His response: "I ain't no teacher." FML
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noelasis94 18

that's because he's a substitute teacher, and we all know they never know the lesson.

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lhazz11 23

Maybe you should give him grammar lessons instead of sex sessions

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Zazoo1995 23

I really don't see why this is an FML that deserves a lot of 'FYL', it's not anything close to any of the other embarrassing/FYL-worthy sex FMLs I've read. Cry us a river, build a bridge and get over it, OP. This isn't that bad.

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soccerstar1996 18

Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite her

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lhazz11 23

Maybe you should give him grammar lessons instead of sex sessions

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lilhellian 26

Because aliens kidnapped her and left her stranded in space!

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my_name_is_earl 9

Never go with the original phrases of dirty talk, try something new OP and good luck next time :-)

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citygirl28 11

"teach me a lesson" - that's pretty dull sex talk unless you've put a schoolgirl outfit on and a cane in his hand. Come on, try something out and see, show some imagination, there's always google! On the other hand if you had the outfit lined up - well kudos, find another partner to be kinky with...

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EVnIAS 13

not all girls like to talk dirty some hearing that would be more than they hoped for and ever got before. You should be happy to hear any dirty talk that means they are trying for you don't have to be so picky about it.

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Pussycat86 18

I agree 47, it took my sometime to understand what op meant with teach me a lesson! Unless there was an outfit then probably that sentence would be out of contest!

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MGITSWFTC 17

Here's a lesson: not everybody want to do some cliché'd role-playing

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Fluffydemise 18

Your response "you ain't no lover either"

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karlcolt45 19

those who can do, those who can't teach ;D

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perdix 29

#10 and those who can't teach become guidance counselors!

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maosquare 18

That statement is such a big insult to teachers.

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perdix 29

#54, I agree. There are a lot of people who can "do" who absolutely suck at teaching others how to "do." Teaching is a unique skill that those who can "do" but can't teach would like to deny.

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karlcolt45 19

but then Socrates said that failure of the student to learn is failure of the teacher to teach so...who knows

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