By No one special. - 12/12/2010 05:28 - United States

Today, my dad called for the first time in six months. He needs someone to bail him out of jail. FML
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Mirorbo 26

Please tell me you didn't do it...sounds like a deadbeat father to me, darling.

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pdp_fml 21

I believe that your life sucks. We can't choose who our fathers are. I hope that your life works out.

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Mirorbo 26

Please tell me you didn't do it...sounds like a deadbeat father to me, darling.

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

bail him out he probably had a wild and crazy night and has great stories to tell and you can probably steal them and write a screenplay for the hangover 2: wheres my daddy but it won't do as well and then you'll feel like a failure and then realize that you have become your father and the circle of life is complete.

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m0tl3ycru3qwr 0

he's still your father for better or for worse

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tatababe 1

don't bail him out who cares let him rit

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pdp_fml 21

I believe that your life sucks. We can't choose who our fathers are. I hope that your life works out.

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synb2st 0

some father he is = = you deserve better

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Doortje 29

At least he called.. right? O wth, who am I kidding. Sorry OP, hope you didn't bail him out.

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krez 20

I would hope my kid would bail me out of jail if i ever needed it. Then again, maybe there is more to your story that you left out.

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hollee 0

right? I haven't heard from my dad in a while, but if he called me from jail, I'd definitely bail him out.

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Vanilor_fml 5

what? you did not call him for six months too? :o

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JonaDona 2

i wqs thinking the same thing....maybe he got drunk, got into a fight, stole some things and got caught just because he thought you didnt love him as a father and he got deppresed and life meant nothing to him anymore.....you should've called him

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Cheekylozza 3

FHL :P he probably couldn't see you cause he was in jail so you should of visited him ;)

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KingDingALing 9

One time, I was pissing on my neighbors front door, and then it froze a few hours later. They knew it was me because it wasn't the first time I did that. So Doc bailed me out and then we went to a party with KaySL, Sirin, Shrek, and Billy May's ghost. It was a total sausage fest. The last thing I remember was that I was drinking shots and then I passed out. I wonder why. My head hurts now and so does my butthole, and there's green finger prints on my legs. Crazy night.

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phear46 0

Ydi because phones work two ways. You can call him. Sucks he's in jail but maybe he went and did something dumb because he's so depressed his child has abandoned him. If the FML was to say he called needing bail then fyl, but you wanted to point out you haven't spoken for half a year so Ydi.

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miraggg 1

well the whole point is to show that the dad only calls when he needs something ie getting bailed out

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boatkicker 4

How do you know OP didn't call his/her father in that 6 months? My mother's been refusing my calls and emails for a while now, and I haven't spoken to her since September. It's not for lack of trying. At this point, if she called me up and asked me to bail her out, I'd be pretty angry.

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