By Emily - 03/01/2013 06:42 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
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irateyou 9

....and better off without my douchebag of a boyfriend."

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FMLandFYL2_xoxo 22

I'm sorry OP, that was so mean. You should go over to his house and key the equivalent into his car.

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retrorewind 13

sounds like a inconsiderate asshole to me, after 4 years and he still hasn't the balls to tell you to your face.

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monagro 22

You sure it was actually him, and that he meant it seriously?

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gc327072 30

~Obviously it wasn't him, it was that one-eyed, relationship-ruining bitch named Dahlia. How come you didn't realize this?~

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ohmandapants 16

Uh how would that ever be a joke? I'm pretty sure he meant it seriously.

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shaagy2760 13

I'm with 74 on this that bitch dahlia man all she does is ruin my relationships

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chosha_fml 26

That says more about him than it does about you, OP.

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U_GotitDude 18

He sounds like a bad person anyway OP, you should be glad he's out of your life.

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pieman528 10

Don't worry op, you're definitely going to find someone better out there. In the meantime though, make his life hell by subtly hinting sharpies around him everywhere. That'll freak him out. Wow.. I think I might need therapy...

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jem970 19

Oh 16 dont be overdramatic :-) most FMLers think they need therapy at some point. Its also true...

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amara92_fml 10

Wat a pig, you're better off without him & you will find a better guy dw :). One of my favourite quotes: "The karma of ******* over a good girl, is the trashy bitch you end up with."

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DanielleinDC 33

Hey, 17, don't insult actual pigs by comparing Emily's schmuckbreath ex to them. Emily: I'm sorry you wasted four years of your life with this shallow asshole. And I hope it doesn't take you long to realize that you're better off without him.

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MrItalia 18

No no no, trust me a maggot like that not worth your time! You'll find someone who respects you Em

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SuperDanielNL 23

Go all greek tradegdy on his ass and poison him and his next gf. Honestly you're better off alone I'd say. But 4 years, damn that's rough.

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imavelociraptor 6

Which greek tragedy was that?

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SuperDanielNL 23

Medea, but there she only kills his future wife, her kids and the bride's father. Gotta translate that right now, so it was on my mind.

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jem970 19

One of my favorite greek tragedies!

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SuperDanielNL 23

It's nice but a real bitch to translate properly. It's my final exam.

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Skinwalker131 5

27- Medea burned his new wife alive... We just finished going over it in school. It does seem a little drastic though...

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Tupelo_Honey 30

Wow, I'm sorry, OP. What a jerk, and how immature to break up with you in such a cowardly way. :-(

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