Today, my boyfriend of four years thinks so little of our future... - FML

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By JDC - 28/07/2017 13:00

Today, my boyfriend of four years thinks so little of our future together that he doesn't want to share a Costco membership. FML

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Seeya55 31

Friday 28 July 2017 13:47

I think every account holder gets one addition to their plan for free. Maybe his mother is already on his and he doesn't know how to say? Maybe he's the addition on his parents! Maybe he saves up rewards and enjoy spending on himself? Let him know he can remove you at any time, and affirm with him you won't use accumulated reward points. Sometimes little things like that make people weird, but if that's seriously all it is, I wouldn't worry too much!

engineerosaurus 26

Friday 28 July 2017 19:07

You've been with him four years and this is the best thing you have to go on for how he thinks of your future?

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olga_crvjl 19

Saturday 29 July 2017 9:05

Kick him to the curb lol

Etweens96 25

Saturday 29 July 2017 18:36

I think he's only using your relationship as a ride along. You might want to think about this and consider breaking it off with him. If he doesn't want to commit to a future, then you should look elsewhere.

Regulate 21

Sunday 30 July 2017 1:05

So needy.

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