By chipmunk - 29/10/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
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Xellith 5

you should love someone for who they are not what they look like.

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RockieGirl 0

but chipmunks rule! ALVIN, SIMON, THEODORE.

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curiousgeorgexxx 0

http://www.sexy-lena.com/?uid=293038

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saimaali 0

If a guy's with you for seven years, you'd expect he can/should be honest and open enough to advise you if he thinks something can be improved. He may have just needed a reason to dump you. This is ridiculous, and very shallow on his part, if it's true.

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anonyfuck 0

7 yrs? he was probably too afraid to give you the real reason... either way, what a ****. you don't deserve him.

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mileycyruslvrrrr 0

there was this girl at my high school and she was really really skinny but she had extremely fat cheeks. no one bothered to make fun of her though because she was scary. she would like kill people if they made fun of her. she was a bitch.

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kewlcat 0

maybe her cheekbones just hadnt like developed yet

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Ninjaface 0

Your boyfriend is the one missing out. After all, chipmunk cheeks have more room for... personal objects...

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theonlyknownlink 0

That's very rude of him. How did you not notice what a jerk he is seven years ago? And if you were in a serious relationship why would he care if your cheeks were chipmunky (LOL Sry couldn't think of a better word) Next time you should date someone who isn't so mean. :)

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603050294 0

Seven years and no ring? Good Riddance.

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kayC7 0

You should devour him cuz he's a total NUT. (get it? Because chipmunks eat nuts)

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