By chipmunk - 29/10/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
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Xellith 5

you should love someone for who they are not what they look like.

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RockieGirl 0

but chipmunks rule! ALVIN, SIMON, THEODORE.

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lowran 0

D: I'm really sorry to hear that. My boyfriends dad broke up with one of his old girlfriends of 7 years cause she was "getting fat".

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9tailedsensei 0

I'm sorry hon. My babygirl has chipmunk cheeks too cuz of her wisdom and she's the cutest thing in the world. There's a guy out there who will love you no matter what. Just be patient

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lizzilla8297 2

if he's that much on an idiot, then you shouldn't want to be with him anyway. plus, who dates for seven years? either get married or break up already!!!

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metalhead5564 0

Maybe shes not a shallow person like you who think they "love" the one that they are with for 2 weeks then move on to the next one. They were probably not ready to get married and didn't want to break up either.

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needsagf14 12

if it's like that then you shouldve taken a hint earlier

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laura_oddball 0

bite off his nuts, scurry away while making cute chipmunk noises, then bury them in your backyard. then take his money and leave. :)

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metalhead5564 0

He doesn't deserve you if he is such a ********.

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Muwahaha_fml 4

I have chubby cheeks and don't consider myself fat at all. I was just born this way. My boyfriend always calls me a chipmunk, forget about the loser. Some guys like it. :)

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kirstyannemiller 4

Do what they did in bride wars, send him candy and shot for ages and when he's obese you can laugh at him

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