By ninja breakup? - 11/10/2018 14:00

Today, my boyfriend of six years came home wearing a ninja suit. When I asked why, he said "These are my breakup clothes. I'm breaking up with you." He then screamed, threw a plastic shuriken at me and ran away. It hit me in the breast. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

So he let you know who he was, where he was, and what he was up to? He's a shit ninja, and a shit boyfriend. You're better off without him.

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skippydoda 32

You may not be able to dodge ninja weapons but you dodged a bullet.

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zuckerburg 21

Congrats! you were dating a 12 year-old

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tounces7 27

That's technically assault.

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Glowworm56 26

That is a really immature way to break up with someone.

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ChakatBlackstar 29

That may be the most unique method I've ever heard of.

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Jakab Péter 8

so i was doing break ups wrong in my whole life. there was serious conversations about feelings, past, present and future, plans, reasons and things like that, while i could just rent or order a ninja suit and do that in like 10 seconds.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Congratulations, you've just been dumped by a man child. Sorry, scratch that. You've just dodged a bullet (but not a shuriken).

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Reckless87 7

That has to be the most epic breakup story I have ever read.

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peterblack67 9

And you're upset to lose this moron??

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randybryant799 20

Is your boyfriend 12?

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