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By brigie - 01/05/2013 08:21 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML

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Zambowi 15

Wednesday 1 May 2013 16:11

To be fair, you didn't HAVE to call him, you chose to.

JoshTheMaggot 8

Wednesday 1 May 2013 16:12

You didn't have to call him, you chose to. Still a shitty situation to be in. Hopefully you can find a new mechanic.

Comments

jogihoppa8343 23

Wednesday 1 May 2013 17:54

it seems that OP's car is not that happy with the break up and may be it wants both of them to come together again :-)

hessel 13

Wednesday 1 May 2013 17:59

you should have wrote it a litlle different because now it looks like your boyfriend is two years old

caligirllife 11

Wednesday 1 May 2013 18:07

Does anyone else think that if he was a good mechanic her car wouldn't have broken down again in the first place?

ileenefudge 29

Wednesday 1 May 2013 18:11

You didn't have to call him. You chose to call him like everyone else said. I would much rather pay someone who knows how to get my car up and running again so I can go for a simple drive without it breaking down all the time than call my ex, and yours obviously didn't do a good job with your car if it broke down that fast.

ReggieReefer 12

Wednesday 1 May 2013 18:12

You HAD too call him huh? Sounds like you did that shit to yourself. Time to grow up....there are mechanics everywhere.

_Princess_Peach_ 9

Wednesday 1 May 2013 18:13

Be careful about finding excuses to call him. When a relationship is over, you have to let it go..else the transformation into crazy ex girlfriend will be just around the corner.

JCal585 8

Wednesday 1 May 2013 18:58

You didn't have to call him. Call a taxi!

lollypop30001 19

Wednesday 1 May 2013 19:14

Why didn't you call your dad.

SwtCherryPie 26

Wednesday 1 May 2013 21:07

If he left you, he probably wont fix your car properly. He'll just rig it so it will seem fixed then its just going to **** up again. Go to a real mechanic or call your dad. And stop making excuses already to "have" to call him. He's not the only mechanic there is.