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Show it anywayYou can use that stuff everywhere - for acne, grazes, rashes of all sorts, whatever. Diaper cream is just a name, get over it :)
You can use that stuff everywhere - for acne, grazes, rashes of all sorts, whatever. Diaper cream is just a name, get over it :)
It's just a barrier cream. That's all.
I agree 19. Also, hemorrhoid cream can be used for bags and drooping beneath the eyes. I'm sure there are lots of nontraditional home remedies that may seem weird but work wonders.
21 - absolutely. I tatooed myself recently and I have to use that kind of cream all the time. Unless OP is using it for it's namesake purposes, I don't see the FML in this.
Hey there 19. Anywhere? I think I might just give that a try.........
Don't Pamper him! He's a big boy now and doesn't need mommies Huggies. >:(
Is this OP's fault? I guess it Depends.
There is no need to jump to any rash decisions now, folks. I know everyone Luvs to assume things, but hey, lets give OP a break.
Perhaps your username should be "ChangeMe" instead...
Adult diapers, eh? Me too..
Welcome to the real world sir, or madam. On the bright side no one knee it was for you, so no jokes from the community. Plus will Ferrell said peeing your pants is cool or was that Adam sandler?
That's what many of my friends used to help heal their freshly new tattoos. :P
You might want to wipe your ass properly. Also, shower more. Although I sense this is probably for a tattoo or something. I use bepanthen for mine and that's meant for babies bums..
My tattoo artist recommends aquaphor. Works great, and no funky smell.
Ass Wiping lessons will work out cheaper in the long run. Go to Craigslist and find a teacher there. Avoid anyone who tries to get you to commit to a long series of lessons -- you might end up captive in a disgusting sex dungeon. . . or so I've heard.
what do you mean Capti- *cough* yeah.... that's right.... captive....
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Aw I'm sorry, let me give you a Huggie
Perhaps your username should be "ChangeMe" instead...