By ChangMu - 01/05/2013 06:40 - United States - Des Moines

Today, I had to go buy diaper rash cream. For myself. FML
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zingline89 18

Aw I'm sorry, let me give you a Huggie

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Dramori 29

Perhaps your username should be "ChangeMe" instead...

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laurenlovesjb 20

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londoner86 13

You can use that stuff everywhere - for acne, grazes, rashes of all sorts, whatever. Diaper cream is just a name, get over it :)

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londoner86 13

You can use that stuff everywhere - for acne, grazes, rashes of all sorts, whatever. Diaper cream is just a name, get over it :)

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JadeWinter 16

For tattoos too :D

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Uhscanherdarklee 10

I agree 19. Also, hemorrhoid cream can be used for bags and drooping beneath the eyes. I'm sure there are lots of nontraditional home remedies that may seem weird but work wonders.

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ThePsyche 9

Considering your profile picture #1, you must have someone change yours for you, eh?

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stzmel 7

21 - absolutely. I tatooed myself recently and I have to use that kind of cream all the time. Unless OP is using it for it's namesake purposes, I don't see the FML in this.

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feelingold 18

Hey there 19. Anywhere? I think I might just give that a try.........

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zingline89 18

Aw I'm sorry, let me give you a Huggie

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poopsi 19

Don't Pamper him! He's a big boy now and doesn't need mommies Huggies. >:(

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DocBastard 38

Is this OP's fault? I guess it Depends.

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ComoEsJuan 24

There is no need to jump to any rash decisions now, folks. I know everyone Luvs to assume things, but hey, lets give OP a break.

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TheDrifter 23

Pull Up your chin OP, you'll be ok.

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flockz 19

don't judge people with diapers! they let you rest CareFree and without worry during the night. Always.

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groovycrazyjoe 18

always someone who start the puns lol

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Dramori 29

Perhaps your username should be "ChangeMe" instead...

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Wizardo 33

Stop being such a big baby... deal with it.

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noelasis94 18

Welcome to the real world sir, or madam. On the bright side no one knee it was for you, so no jokes from the community. Plus will Ferrell said peeing your pants is cool or was that Adam sandler?

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adam3650 12

It was Adam Sandler in Billy Madison. And if Billy Madison says it's cool, then it is.

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Ameel_fml 19

If peeing your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis.

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iLike2Teabag 27

What? Is that not normal?

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Enslaved 36

That's what many of my friends used to help heal their freshly new tattoos. :P

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your_ma 27

You might want to wipe your ass properly. Also, shower more. Although I sense this is probably for a tattoo or something. I use bepanthen for mine and that's meant for babies bums..

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monnanon 13

my husband used that for his tattoo too. i dont like thr smell of that or sudacrem and the house was stinking of it thanks to him and my baby son lol

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liss0711 10

My tattoo artist recommends aquaphor. Works great, and no funky smell.

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perdix 29

Ass Wiping lessons will work out cheaper in the long run. Go to Craigslist and find a teacher there. Avoid anyone who tries to get you to commit to a long series of lessons -- you might end up captive in a disgusting sex dungeon. . . or so I've heard.

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icemand90 17

what do you mean Capti- *cough* yeah.... that's right.... captive....

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rg350dx 29

^ you should probably get that checked out

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RedPillSucks 31

Perdix. Spending too much time with Kay?

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