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By pencilring - 04/09/2010 14:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. The ring just had a piece of graphite on it. My boyfriend argued that since graphite and diamonds are both just forms of carbon, it is the same thing. FML
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slushpup9696 12

It's not about the ring...

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Breeneefml12 0

why are you bitching? at least you know he wants to spend the rest of his life with you now, so shut the **** up and be happy.

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FerrariCake 2

Well you can use his logic on him: tell him that his hand and your ****** are both skin, so they are the same thing and he won't need the latter any more.

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ElMundio87 0

if you said no, you don't deserve a boyfriend

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Prussia 10

He has a point. You're just greedy. Appreciate his cleverness!

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SoulessRed 0

at least he proposed, bitch. maybe he cant afford a diamond

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Prussia 10

Actually, the ****** has more tissues and things. The outer part has skin, but that's no fun~ So that's not right. That logic would work with breasts, though.

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LittleMissRaven 0

Why does it matter? You want someone who loves you and wants to marry you. Besides, he can always save up to buy you another ring.

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LittleMissRaven 0

I meant that you HAVE someone.

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Ur_REmEdy 0

At least he proposed 2 u. Stop being shallow not every1 can afford diamonds tht meet ur standards

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HollyElizabethHo 0

well if you applied heat and pressure over a huge amount of years....(: lmao

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iamepiclee 3

haha what a douche! he must be cheap lmao :))

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MetalFish 0

#64 You're a gold-digger too?

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ReyRay 0

hey maybe he cnt afford a dimond just saying

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