By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
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NothernNightmare 18

He was just in shock that you said yes and became his fiancé! Its a big step for couples! Once he gets more used to the idea he'll be ecstatic! :)

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Bakarra 22

Crazy being the key word there... "Hey you wanna get married?LOLNOPEJKTTYL"

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BradTheBrony 19

And why do you need to be married to both be a parent of the same child?

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peachykeenLNG 13

Save some of your ego and be packed and ready to move out before he gets home.

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itsjusyme 11

He sounds like he is not ready to leave the game, perhaps getting a new player is in order?

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kithless 6

That is amazingly awful. I can't believe people are urging you to talk it out with that DB. F that! If he really meant it, he wouldn't have retracted the offer. Gather as much crap of his as you can and throw it out on the porch, he is not worth your time.

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Sneaky95 9

How do you tell someone you're drunk when they just saw you? Lol

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BradTheBrony 19

That's not what I'm saying... I'm all for gay marriage (just look at my profile) but why do you need to have gotten married in the first place to have joint parenthood?

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