Love: Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him...

By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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By em - 05/02/2011 09:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

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By cai - 29/10/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML

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By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML

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By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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By ShittyProposal - 20/10/2013 07:06 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2015 06:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted, "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 00:10 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML

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By storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

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NothernNightmare 18

Wednesday 13 March 2013 5:42

He was just in shock that you said yes and became his fiancé! Its a big step for couples! Once he gets more used to the idea he'll be ecstatic! :)

Bakarra 22

Wednesday 13 March 2013 10:15

Crazy being the key word there... "Hey you wanna get married?LOLNOPEJKTTYL"

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SweetasCandy0609 28

Wednesday 13 March 2013 13:17

just tell him that alcohol gives you the "courage" to say and do things that you wouldn't do when you're sober so you know on some level he meant it also say it's not called liquid courage for nothing.

yeongji 31

Wednesday 13 March 2013 13:30

Rather awkward indeed, but at the same time, you now know that he is not ready for marriage yet. It is better that he took it back, rather than fake it and lie to you as he pretends to be calm about it. I have seen people have panic attacks a few days before marriage, and I personally think it is better for someone to come out and tell their finance that they are not ready yet, rather than pretend to be cool for months, only to blow up at the last minute. Hopefully he will be ready for marriage sometime soon, OP!

000lizzy000 13

Wednesday 13 March 2013 15:18

Did he give you a ring?

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Wednesday 13 March 2013 15:54

That is known as a dick move.

pmadNess 16

Wednesday 13 March 2013 16:01

You're sitting home waiting for him???

jem970 19

Wednesday 13 March 2013 16:01

I hate when this happens. People propose then afterward they freak out and run away screaming. I cant imagine how you are feeling OP. Im really sorry. I hope he realizes why he isnt ready and works to fix it or you two figure it out.