By Angel1000168 - 27/03/2011 08:37 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML
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Angel1000168 16

Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!

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Top comments

fruitloop1221 1

I would say no just because o how he asked you.

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marinus_fml 19

I truly hope pindick meant the ring was too small!

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okevin 0

sadly enough I don't think he's that into u. I think he just wanted to put the ring by his junk! sorry :(

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premierjuggalowa 0

where do you live i must meet ur husband!!!! hes a ****** genius!!!! I MUST SHAKE HIS HAND!!! xD

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MistyLazuli 0

Lol what a romantic story to tell r children!

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icanhazblivions 1

oh my god did you say yes?!

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starreyes988 0

epic that mans a keeper

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himeeho 2

Which was to small his dick or the ring? Lol! I hope for your sake it was the ring

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FlyPhoenix 0

WTF?! Are you serious..I hope you said HELL NO!

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Angel1000168 16

Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!

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breakless1 17

good God, thank the lord you broke it off with that dick!

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