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By Angel1000168 - 27/03/2011 08:37 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML
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Angel1000168 tells us more.

Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!

Top comments

fruitloop1221 1

I would say no just because o how he asked you.

I truly hope pindick meant the ring was too small!

Comments

If a guy proposed to me like that he could bet the relationship would be over no offense but that's messed up.

sugarbear0727 19

Wow....he either thought you would think it was funny...or he's an idiot.

SMM0007 12

Well, good night and good luck. Good luck finding someone better.

xbaconator9000x 16

Apparently his balls are also, too small.

How tiny are his balls that the ring fit in them?

Which one was too small? The ring, or...