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By Angel1000168 - 27/03/2011 08:37 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML
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Angel1000168 tells us more.

Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!

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fruitloop1221 1

I would say no just because o how he asked you.

I truly hope pindick meant the ring was too small!

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bayoubottom 3

holly kangaroos how did the ring fit on his balls

badplan1 0

must have smalls balls or u must have some big ugly paws

sereid16 0

It's not saying he stuck it around his balls, it's saying he stuck it to them. Just saying.

I was having a bad day before I read this thank u op I feel a lot better

Yeah..... I think I would have just said no...

That would've made for one HELL of a cockring!